“You don’t need $150K to become a Tesla millionaire. You just need them to believe they do.”
💡 Premise:
Elon’s bold claim triggers FOMO, retail hype, and tech cult worship.
You won’t be buying Tesla stock — you’ll be extracting money from those who want to.
Sell the shovel to those chasing gold, then sell the dream to those too broke to chase it.
Step 1: Launch the “Tesla Millionaire Blueprint” Funnel
Position it as an underground AI investment guide for low-budget believers:
- Landing page headline: “Elon says Tesla will make millionaires. Here’s how broke retail investors can still ride the AI rocket.”
- Offer a “secret” playbook for $27–47:
- “Hidden Tesla exposure stocks” (e.g. battery suppliers, lidar, chip firms)
- “Pre-IPO robotics plays”
- “3 ways to piggyback Tesla’s rise without owning a single share”
Use GPT to generate the guide. Use Canva to make it pretty.
💸 Affiliate Offers to Embed:
- Stock newsletter affiliate links (e.g. Motley Fool, Seeking Alpha)
- Trading app referrals (WeBull, Moomoo, eToro)
- AI newsletters with referral programs
- ClickBank investment courses (targeted at low-info wannabes)
Step 2: Launch the Cultbait TikTok/YouTube Channel
Call it: “Robotaxi Rich”, “Tesla Takedown”, or “Autononomics”
Content mix:
- Shortform video breakdowns of Elon’s claims, exaggerated 10x
- “If you invest $150/mo into Tesla starting today… here’s how rich you’ll be by 2030”
- “Top 3 alt-stocks to ride Tesla’s AI wave (without paying $300/share)”
- Use AI avatars to create a “Tesla millionaire mentor” persona who sells “underground” info
💰 Monetization:
- Paid community (Telegram or Discord): “Tesla Millionaire Inner Circle” for $9.99/mo
- Sell the dream, upsell the Blueprint from Step 1
- Drop affiliate links as daily “intel” in chat
Step 3: Exploit the Losers, Too
Sell Tesla $0 Crash Protection:
- Run a parallel email list for doomers:
- “Elon’s about to rug you. Here’s how to short Tesla’s AI fantasy.”
- Sell:
- Put options education (use OptionsGeek, Option Alpha affiliate links)
- Gold/Bitcoin panic ads
- VPNs and privacy tools for “after the bubble bursts”
Position yourself as both the visionary and the hedge against him.
Step 4: Create a Mid-Funnel Info Product Called “Tesla Is a Cult”
- Dark design. Redacted docs. Bold white-on-black headlines.
- $7 front-end price to enter the funnel.
- Contents:
- Timeline of past Elon overpromises
- Breakdown of “Robotaxi vaporware”
- Secret charts showing “retail pump cycles”
- Links to “real” wealth strategies from your other funnel
This pulls in the contrarian audience, cynics, and financial doomsday fans.
💀 The Real Game:
You’re not betting on Tesla.
You’re betting on how delusional people are about Tesla.
They’ll never read an earnings report.
They’ll never understand AI autonomy rollouts.
But they’ll pay to feel like they’re getting in early — or escaping in time.
Your job is to feed both sides.
