🚨 The Degenerate’s Guide to Riding the Full Altcoin Cycle (Before It Eats You Alive)

The ONLY roadmap you need to turn peanuts into a portfolio — before it all collapses. Most will enter too late.Most will exit too early.And nearly everyone will lose their mind somewhere between mid-caps and

Written by: Z

Published on: July 31, 2025

The ONLY roadmap you need to turn peanuts into a portfolio — before it all collapses.


Most will enter too late.
Most will exit too early.
And nearly everyone will lose their mind somewhere between mid-caps and rug season.
But you? You’re going to front-run the entire altcoin mania cycle like a war criminal dodging Interpol.

Here’s how.


🧨 THE ALT SEASON TIMELINE (Ignore at Your Own Risk)

This is not a prediction. It’s a playbook that repeats like a cult ritual every 3–4 years.

✅ 1. Bitcoin Runs (Already Happening)

The king moves first. Narratives shift: “Institutional adoption,” “Digital gold,” “ETF supercycle.”
Retail still asleep. Smart money quietly rotates profits to ETH and frontruns the next leg.

✅ You’re stacking BTC or exiting partial profits into ETH here.
📈 BTC → $100K targets are no longer hopium. They’re fuel for what comes next.


🟨 2. ETH Begins Surpassing ATH (In Progress)

Everything else bleeds against ETH. This is the storm before the altcoin flood.
Alts feel dead. CT cries. You load quietly.

✅ You rotate BTC profits into high-conviction ETH positions.
🎯 Entry zone for those asleep at the BTC run. ETH at $4K–$5K is the springboard.


⏳ 3. Top 25 Alts Begin Waking Up (Imminent)

XRP. ADA. LINK. SOL. AVAX.
The zombie giants start pumping.
Retail starts asking: “Is it altseason yet?”

✅ You ride the initial wave. Safe 2–3x from lows.
🧠 Exit some profits, rotate again. You are not here to marry coins. You are here to exploit cycles.


🔥 4. Mid Caps Go Nuclear

This is where things start looking ridiculous.
Old dead coins suddenly alive. New narratives explode: RWA, AI, DePIN, Gaming, Re-staking.

✅ You take your safe profits and throw them into narrative-fueled mid caps (FDV < $1B).
🏗 Examples: Infra plays, DePIN low FDV, Cosmos and Solana ecosystem tokens.

Multiples: 3x–5x minimum.
But be warned: risk goes up. Fast.


🧨 5. Low Caps and DeFi Degens Go Full Meth

You’ll see 100x threads on Twitter.
“Missed Pepe? Here’s the next 100x shitcoin!”
Volume spikes. Memecoins born, pump, and die within 3 days.

✅ You play this phase only with previous profits.
🎰 Strategy: 1–5% portfolio bets across emerging DEX tokens, new meme cycles, and launchpad gems.

Real degens will 10x from here. But you must exit fast and exit often.


☠️ 6. Crash, Reset, or Death

Everything collapses.
Alts bleed 80–99%.
BTC and ETH retrace.
Retail holds bags. Influencers vanish.
Regulations come. Narratives flip bearish.

This is when you:
✅ Exit. ✅ Rotate to stablecoins. ✅ Prepare for next cycle.

If you survive this without PTSD, you’re early for the next leg.


YOUR EDGE: FRONT-RUN EACH ROTATION

🔄 Reinvest ETH gains into Top 25.
🔄 Take Top 25 gains into Mid Caps.
🔄 Mid Cap pumps → Low Caps + Exit Strategy.
🔄 Always rotate profits, never chase late entries.

The smart money doesn’t chase pumps. It predicts cycles.


CONTRARIAN STRATEGY: OUTPERFORM ETH, NOT JUST USD

Every altcoin will bleed against ETH until ETH flips ATH.
If your bag is green in USD but red against ETH — you lost to the market.

Your mission: stack ETH, then outperform ETH with alts.


DANGER ZONE (Where Everyone Gets Wrecked)

  • 📉 Buying mid caps at their local tops when Top 25s haven’t even peaked
  • 📉 Going all-in on low caps with no exit plan
  • 📉 Holding alts through the ETH-to-BTC rotation post-altseason
  • 📉 Thinking “This cycle is different”

It’s not. It never is.


WANT TO PLAY THIS RIGHT?

👉 Buy and trade crypto here

It’s not about catching every moonshot.
It’s about surviving long enough to ride all six stages — and exiting before the music stops.


Altseason isn’t coming. It’s already started.
You either front-run it now… or fund someone else’s exit later.

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