âť– CONTEXT
The world just quietly crossed a line. Herasight, an embryo screening startup, now lets people publicly select embryos based on IQ and disease risk. A widget exists. A paper is live. The system works better for Europeans. That alone opens up moral chaos, racial controversy, and status games the world hasn’t even begun to process.
You’re not here to debate ethics.
You’re here to exploit asymmetry — before the regulators catch up.
đź’ˇ 1. Eugenics-as-Status Arbitrage
Monetize designer babies as status signals, not science.
â–¶ What to build:
- A fake “Elite Baby Index” like a SAT leaderboard, where parents can publicly brag about their embryo’s PGS score.
- Add filters: IQ, Athleticism, Cancer Resistance, etc.
- Add ranks by country, city, net worth bracket.
- Sell access to “Top Embryo Leaderboards” as a patreon-like subscription.
- Inject influencer games: “Guess whose embryo scored higher — Kylie or Zuck?”
Monetization:
– Monthly access fees
– Sponsored “ideal embryo builds” from IVF clinics
– Charge for “baby profile optimization consulting”
đź’ˇ 2. The Black Market Genetic Consultant
Pose as an anonymous AI-enhanced PGS optimizer (like a darknet ChatGPT for parents)
â–¶ What to do:
- Use publicly available papers to simulate “predicted outcomes” from real PGS ranges.
- Offer custom embryo reports: “What would a +3 SD IQ child with elite athleticism actually look like?” Charge per simulation.
- Package it as a futurist tool, not medical advice.
- Use LLMs to generate parenting strategies, custom GPT tutors, even wardrobe recs for the “future genius child.”
Monetization:
– Pay-per-simulation (Stripe or crypto)
– Membership club for VIP “post-genetic parents”
– Upsell: future-proof curriculum, AI homeschool designs
đź’ˇ 3. Designer Baby Meme Coin
Create a memecoin called $GENE or $PGS — fully satire-coded, secretly shill-loaded.
â–¶ How to do it:
- Meme the concept of “buying genes” through satirical NFTs like:
- IQ 160 Baby
- GigaChad Embryo
- “Anti-Cancer Maxed Out” DNA strands
- Set supply at 69,420,000.
- Fund future embryo leaderboard projects and memeware.
- Bonus: Airdrop to people who prove they’re undergoing IVF or have a baby on the way.
Monetization:
– Tokenomics pump
– NFT staking utility for community votes on absurd gene features
– Sponsored drops from embryo-focused startups
đź’ˇ 4. Dark Academia Parenting Cults
Niche down into weird ideological parenting tribes using this tech.
â–¶ What to launch:
- Curate “philosophical parenting kits” based on embryo traits:
- Nietzschean IQ Babies: “Raise your will-to-power child”
- Silicon Spawn: STEM-only parenting blueprint
- Post-Human Prep Pack: For the “we want our child to never die” crowd
- Create digital grimoires or courses: “How to Raise a +3SD Baby in a -1SD World”
Monetization:
– Notion templates
– Gumroad zines
– Discord cult memberships
– Paywall genetic parenting methods “leaked from the elite”
💡 5. Eugenics Porn — But for Status Fantasies
Build “simulation” pages where couples plug in traits and preview their status child.
â–¶ What it looks like:
- Upload your photo, partner’s photo.
- Select desired embryo traits.
- Get a “projected child preview” + lifestyle forecast: “Your child will speak 5 languages by 6. Attend MIT by 13. Likely earn $4M/yr by 25.”
- Add “share with friends” brag button.
- Embed affiliate link to Herasight or decoy partner clinic.
Monetization:
– Pay-per-preview
– Package with luxury IVF concierge services
– Secret waitlist for “limited generation Z+” package
đź’ˇ 6. The Hacker Parent Playbook
Expose the backdoors. Sell the loopholes. Weaponize portability flaws.
â–¶ What to uncover:
- Create a guide titled: “How to Hack Your Embryo Score Without Breaking the Law”
- Publish exposés on racial bias in polygenic score portability (EU > rest).
- Sell consulting on how to simulate better outcomes: better donor + better testing platform combo.
- Spin a conspiracy: “Elite clinics already know this and are hiding it from you.”
Monetization:
– Gumroad report
– Paid webinar
– Anonymous “underground clinic” directories sold via private channels
BONUS: Fringe Channels to Deploy This On
- Reddit (r/futurology, r/eugenics, r/IVF)
- TikTok: fake fertility coaches showing “how we built our genius baby”
- X threads: mix science, outrage, and hustle advice in one post
- Telegram groups for dark tech insiders
- YouTube: “Why The Next Generation Will Be Genetically Designed — and You’ll Be Left Behind”
Final Thoughts
This isn’t about science.
This is about desire, fear, legacy, and status — the real engines of irrational spending.
You’re not monetizing embryos.
You’re monetizing the phantom of a perfect child, the fear of being left behind, and the addiction to optimization.
Use the news. Twist the science. Sell the dream.
No lab coat required.
